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Weekly Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, September 21st to Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
You might be feeling like you’re on a treadmill, going uphill, but still getting nowhere! Its ok, but you’ve got to focus on one thing at a time. Choose the most pressing, and stay the course. If it feels like an uphill battle, it probably is…but that usually means you’re making headway. Watch for results, and if you spin out of control, hit the showers and take a break. A good back up and regroup session never hurt anyone.
Your focus this week: Steady Progress
Aries/Whirlybird - With your 'whirled-class' energy, you are restless and often take on more than you can handle, but people love your dynamic spirit and are attracted to your animated personality.
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Work might be getting to you this week. Whether it’s an overbearing boss, a nagging spouse, or the housework that’s never done, you’re feeling the need for a break. Take it! If you can’t plan a lavish vacation and run off to Tahiti for a month, at least mix up what you’ve got to work with. Your mind needs something fresh. Taking a new sidestreet on the drive to work really does wonders, but you’ve got to pay attention. Look around you and take a peek at something you haven’t noticed in a while. Give it some attention. It will refresh your senses and re-awaken your spirit.
Your focus this week: Refreshers
Taurus/Ocean Waves - Like the ocean, you are steady, sturdy and patient. You are reliable and stick to your habits. Look out, though, if someone rocks the boat. Your power and fury are a force to be reckoned with.
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You may have finally made some headway on a big project or event. If you’re starting to feel like things are winding down and you’re beginning to settle in, now is a great time to just be. Put the brakes on the constant inspection of the endless details of your new creation. Take some time to wonder in the glory of how it all came about and be thankful. Count your blessings and share those blessings with all those you love. Friends and family across town, and across water are waiting to hear from you!
Your focus this week: Blessings
Organic Chemist/Gemini - You are stimulating and imaginative; always the creator. Whether it's a clever twist on an old invention or adapting to a new situation, your chemistry is both amazing and awesome.
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
You are very good at ducking and dodging when it comes to facing a hard issue. That’s one of the things we love most about you! But, this one is a doozey. Unfortunately, you will have to look straight into its glaring eyes and square-off. Take off your mask, put on your gloves and put up a fight. You’ll be glad you did and it will be over before you know it. The power and conviction that you bring to the ring will surely be victorious. Don’t expect to walk away scrape-free, but once it is over, you’ll have some space freed up to work on your next outrageous costume.
Your focus this week: Facing Off
Cancer/Masquerade - Your powerful emotional commitment helps motivate you and others to get things done. You are sensitive to your environment and seek balance in using your mask to everyone's best advantage.
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
It’s been a tough month, or two, or three…you’ve been diligently working at some issues and really peering intently through that mirror of yours. Leo, you’re so good at stopping, dropping, and rolling! Though that is a necessary evil in your life, before you roll on into the next chapter, make sure you’ve looked back through your own reflection and noticed the ones who are standing behind you. They deserve a high-five and if you return the encouragement, they’ll stick with you up the next steep hill.
Your focus this week: Recognition
Leo/Two-Way Mirror - You take pride in your broad-minded outlook, and others admire that and your loyalty. You speak firmly and keep an optimistic and watchful eye. Necessary, but mundane details easily discourage you.
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
We know how you love to be in the middle of it all whenever possible; fixing this and tweaking that, all right on schedule. This week, you might be feeling out of place; like your job is done. That’s ok! No need to redo or revisit anything task that’s already complete. Move through the lull period and breathe in the quiet peace. When you feel this, it means a new spark is on the horizon. Don’t rush it and stop checking the time. A minute is always 60 seconds long! Soon enough, your next opportunity for action will reveal itself to you.
Your focus this week: Peacefulness
Virgo/Cuckoo Clock - You are on task, by the hour! Action-oriented, your heart flutters at organization. You can be critical, at times, and focusing too much on others makes you vulnerable.
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
Wow. Birds of a feather are flocking all around you right now. Their tweeting and twittering is giving you an overload. It is generally hard for you to focus on one at a time, so our advice is to make a quick motion and scare them off for a while. Use your good judgment and pick the advice of those you really trust. When you take a short breather, the right answer will come to you. Once you’re on track, invite them all back for a garden party.
Your focus this week: Your Own Judgment
Libra/Scarecrow - Your charm attracts all the beautiful birds and all the cackling crows, but you stand tall and keep up the good work. You can be gullible, so watch where you let those birds land!
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Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
You’re on your own… Bet you’ve heard that one before! It’s not all bad, though. Instead of harboring any resentment toward those you feel have let you down, and being quick to draw your weapon, take the time to be with your own thoughts and really get in touch with what you actually want. Allow yourself this week to explore something new; a new course of action. You might strike gold, and then you can upgrade your dagger to that fancy one you’ve had your eye on.
Your focus this week: Inner Thoughts
Scorpio/Double Dagger - Your emotional strength is the envy of everyone in town, but there's a flip side! If you feel rejected, jealousy, possessiveness and an unforgiving attitude can surface quickly.
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Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Despite the tiny things that didn’t work out, your overall plan was a success! It’s time to do what you do best. Tear down the big curtain and let them come rushing in. Throw a party. Have a feast. Invite the mayor! Okay, okay... We don’t all live on such a grand scale. But you love to celebrate even the smallest of successes. Get together with friends, buy them a drink and break them off a piece of your Kit-Kat bar!
Your focus this week: Sharing Celebration
Sagittarius/Party Hat - Your party lights are always burning and they shimmer and shine no matter where you are. You have a need for independence, so you always keep an escape route for 'party plan B'!
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Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
You’ve been the judge, jury and even the bailiff for a little too long at this point. Put the court in recess and stop for a moment. Even the most powerful people in the world have to rest and regenerate. If you can realize that many things take care of themselves, you could free up some time for something fun. Open yourself up, this week, for a new adventure and trust that things will work themselves out. Even in your absence, the answers will be revealed.
Your focus this week: Trusting
Capricorn/Brass Gavel - With a basic need for structure and guidelines, you hammer down and get the job done. You crave closeness with others, but you can sometimes be an overbearing perfectionist.
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Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Ah, Aquarius! You are the epitome of one who cannot take his/her own advice. Grand advice that it is, whether solicited or not, you really need to take this week and apply some of those answers to your own life. You might be feeling the pressure from an old situation, as new circumstances begin to unfold. Whatever you’ve been telling other people is a direct reflection of your own life. Heed the warning and take action. You know you’ve got it in you.
Your focus this week: Your Own Advice
Aquarius/Starburst - Stars are not the only thing people see when they look at you! You are inventive, intellectual and interesting! Sometimes, however, your stargazing gets out of control. You can be detached and overly idealistic.
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Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Fall is on its way. This is your best season, so why are you feeling out of sorts? Well, if something is eating at the back of your mind, uncomfortable or not, you need to face it. All the signs are there. Whether they say GO, STOP, or MERGE, you need to pay attention. If you ignore the clues for too long, you’re likely to end up in the ditch. If you’re already in the ditch, please wave down the Tow-Truck as it passes. After all, Autumn is a time of change and once you are reminded how beautiful this season can be, you’ll get back to your beautiful colors.
Your focus this week: Signs
Pisces/Autumn Leaf - Your creative side is as expressive as autumn leaves. You are a social butterfly and compassionate with others. On the flip side, you are sometimes unrealistic or impractical which can lead to the blues.
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