Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes Week of Sunday, September 28th to Saturday, October 4th, 2008

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Weekly Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, September 28th to Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Your load has lightened a bit and you can thank your lucky stars for that. But you’re still getting the runaround from someone (or a few). Is it your boss, your friend, your significant other? Give them a whirl for a change. What if, in your mind, you pictured each person acting exactly how you wish they would behave? Try it and see what happens! You might be amazed….
Your focus this week: Visualizations
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
How high’s the water, mama? It’s getting deep and rising, isn’t it? Well, take notice of your daydreams and night visions. They are sending you a message. Choose a reoccurring thought or topic and seek out a translation. Google it, or ask your friends for feedback. Your inner mind is asking questions, and it’s up to you to answer it. Once you get clear, it will be smooth sailing past that pressing issue.
Your focus this week: Dreams
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You know too many chemists in the lab spoil the brew, right? Choose carefully who you allow to assist you this week. You need to take a bit of time to tidy up your surroundings, and you need to paint a clearer picture of the few who are really messing up your space. Conflict may not be your strong side, so instead of forcing something that’s uncomfortable, turn the tables and try to see the situation through their eyes. Focus on cleaning up the mess from their perspective and see how they react? You’ll find clarity for yourself as well, in this exercise.
Your focus this week: Cleanup
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Perhaps removing the mask proved to be more difficult than we thought? You might have managed to change into a less decorative costume, but pulling out all the stops is an absolute necessity for your biggest issue at hand. It’s not going away until you step up and get dirty. What’s the worst that could happen? Really take some time to answer that question. You might be surprised the answers are scarce. Never fear! You shimmer and shine, even without the bells and whistles. Look outward from this point in time and realize that you have what it takes. Just like snakes, your problems will be more scared of you than you are of them!
Your focus this week: No Fear
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
You’ll be meeting some new people this week. If you’re not careful, you might run them out of your fun-house! Be cautious to discard your own mirror and swap it for clarity of vision when it comes to your new acquaintances. These people might hold answers for some of the tough questions you’ve been facing, and you’ll want to be all ears for that. Shush up and hold on through the dull parts. The excitement will come once you’ve had time to process any suggestions.
Your focus this week: Clarity of Vision
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
As the pendulum swings to and fro, so do your thoughts. Back and forth meanderings bring nothing but confusion. Pick one side and ring the gong! Go all in with your decision. You’ll never make the wrong one, but the key to that sentence is ‘one.’ A choice has to be made, and rather quickly. Either way you go, it will be a journey for which you’ll be thankful and from which you’ll learn new lessons. You’ll never escape the lessons, but choose ‘easy’ and so it will be!
Your focus this week: Choice
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
There’s a dark cloud rolling in and casting a shadow in your garden. Jump down off your pole and take a walk with that shadow. You’ll find a less defined and less structured sense of self here. Discover what its like to be you, with fewer rules and regulations. Forget about control others and trying to take this week and give yourself some freedom. See what you can learn from your shadow by being less rigid and more fluid and then implement those qualities into your everyday life.
Your focus this week: Fluidity
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Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
You’ve got a heavy urge to draw that sword this week. Be ready for what’s coming, but before you make a lunge for it, picture all the scenes as they might play out. Remember to flip and check both sides! Each one has an opposing partner. Paint a picture of your favorite, either in your mind or on paper and watch as it seems like you’re in charge of guiding the situation just as you had planned. Fight it, flaunt it, do as you will, but pay attention to the similarities between what’s real and what you imagined. If it works, keep practicing! You’ll be winning your wars in no time.
Your focus this week: Imagination
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Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Party people have no doubts that everyone is connected in some way. That’s why you love the party so much. Its part of what keeps you ticking, and your soulful connections with others will be extra-noticeable this week, so live it up! We’re giving you some homework though and, that is to gather up three pieces of information from your most outrageous contacts. 1) Gratitude: pinpoint one event for which you are most grateful. 2) Mystery: notice a scenario that seems to contain a bit of the unexplainable. 3) Enlightenment: notice a situation where your viewpoint changes based on new information. Enjoy!
Your focus this week: Homework
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Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Admit it, you did take at least a few moments to breathe last week and, that set you straight and readied you for the next trial. Keep your cool on the bench, though. Your job, with gavel in hand, is to remain objective. When opposing thoughts begin to conflict, your emotions want to take over. Learn to bring order back to your own courtroom and channel that energy into something constructive for yourself and your loved ones. Leave the finger-pointing to your well-trained jurors.
Your focus this week: Objectivity
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Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Starlight, starbright…make a wish on one star each night! You’ll be surprised at how your wishes just might come true this week. Don’t worry about being outlandish either. Wish for whatever comes to mind. You may not get exactly what you hoped for, but pay close attention to signs and suggestions that your path is aligning for bigger things to come. What you focus on will show itself. Keep your thoughts positive and embrace the opportunities that knock.
Your focus this week: Opportunities
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Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Autumn Leaves know when to change color, when to drift slowly on the breeze, and when to cling to the tree, even through the bitter cold of winter. Take notice of your internal balance beam. Which direction feels more comfortable for you? Visualize the teeter-totter of decision and notice the changes your body experiences as your balance pivots one way, then the other. This should give you a very good indication of the next move to make. Follow this inner momentum. Don’t follow your heart, or your head. Let your gut feelings prevail.
Your focus this week: Shifting Balance
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