Zany Zodiacs - What's Ur Zign?

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Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19) is the Whirlybird, and here's why...
With your 'whirled-class' energy, you are restless and often take on more than you can handle, but people love your dynamic spirit and are attracted to your animated personality.

Taurus (Apr20- May 20) is Ocean Waves, and here's why...
Like the ocean, you are steady, sturdy and patient. You are reliable and stick to your habits. Look out, though, if someone rocks the boat. Your power and fury are a force to be reckoned with.

Gemini (May21 - Jun20) is an Organic Chemist, and here's why...
You are stimulating and imaginative; always the creator. Whether it's a clever twist on an old invention or adapting to a new situation, your chemistry is both amazing and awesome.

Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22) is Masquerade, and here's why...
Your powerful emotional commitment helps motivate you and others to get things done. You are sensitive to your environment and seek balance in using your mask to everyone's best advantage.

Leo (Jul23 - Aug22) is the Two-Way Mirror, and here's why...
You take pride in your broad-minded outlook, and others admire that and your loyalty. You speak firmly and keep an optimistic and watchful eye. Necessary but, mundane details easily discourage you.

Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22) is a Cuckoo Clock, and here's why...
You are on task, by the hour! Action-oriented, your heart flutters at organization. You can be critical, at times, and focusing too much on others makes you vulnerable.

Libra (Sep23 - Oct22) is a Scarecrow, and here's why...
Your charm attracts all the beautiful birds and all the cackling crows, but you stand tall and keep up the good work. You can be gullible, so watch where you let those birds land!

Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21) is the Double Dagger, and here's why...
Your emotional strength is the envy of everyone in town, but there's a flip side! If you feel rejected, jealousy, possessiveness and an unforgiving attitude can surface quickly.

Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21) is the Party Hat, and here's why...
Your party lights are always burning and they shimmer and shine no matter where you are. You have a need for independence, so you always keep an escape route for 'party plan B'!

Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19) is the Brass Gavel, and here's why...
With a basic need for structure and guidelines, you hammer down and get the job done. You crave closeness with others, but you can sometimes be an overbearing perfectionist.

Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18) is the Starburst, and here's why...
Stars are not the only thing people see when they look at you! You are inventive, intellectual and interesting! Sometimes, however, your stargazing gets out of control. You can be detached and overly idealistic.

Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20) is an Autumn Leaf, and here's why...
Your creative side is as expressive as autumn leaves. You are a social butterfly and compassionate with others. On the flip side, you are sometimes unrealistic or impractical which can lead to the blues.

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