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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/30/08 - 12/06/08

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, November 30th to Saturday, December 6th, 2008

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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Have you been experiencing any pain lately? Think carefully. We tend to get used to many of our aches and ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
You’re starting to see glimpses of an even larger awareness than what you’ve been used to. You’re beginning to take ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You’ll encounter a friend who needs your advice this week. Be gentle, but be honest. We love talking to the ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Holidays bring about all sorts of emotions. We all tend to pull out our most effective masks around family, and ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Sometimes we are faced with challenges that have no explanation. ‘Why me?’ we ask. If you feel like you’re being ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Oh hey! The clock has struck twelve and you, my friend, get a break. If you have a hard time believing that with ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
All the birds of a feather are flocking together again, and they are doing it on your property. You must figure out ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
If you look, listen, and pay careful attention, you’ll notice that certain people, places and things resonate from inside ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
This season is good for you. Even more opportunities for you to celebrate the beauty of life are showing up right ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
This week will hold a special message for you. This message will come from a child. Whether it's your own ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Give yourself a little test this week. Try on the opposites game. Pinpoint a situation that’s not going as planned for ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Is there something hanging back in your mind that’s just not right? Always try to focus on the positive, and give yourself ... Read more...



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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/23/08 - 11/29/08

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, November 16th to Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Are you a risk taker? How do you adapt to change? Right now, you’re at a point in your life where you’re feeling ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Sometimes, as we get older, we get into a rut. That rut can be more uncomfortable for some than others, and some ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
It’s nearly inevitable to prevent an occasional explosion in the lab, especially when you are a creator. It’s the minor ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
When you’re wearing your intricate mask, it’s easier for people to say what’s really on their minds. In order to move ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
This week is about your leadership skills. You’ve always known you possess qualities to bring about change. Take that ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Did someone wind your clock too tightly? Take a quick inventory of what’s been going on, and see if you can ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
With the holidays coming right up, take a moment to think about the goodness that these times can ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
Whether you’ve been working on a project outright, or simply conjuring up images of success inside your ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
And so begins the season to be grateful. The stars are aligned for your health right now, so add that to the mix ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Are you surrounded by fools? You may be in the company of some people you can’t stand, but know that when ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Sometimes when you look up past the galaxy, and foresee things the way you’d like them to be, you don’t always ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
So Thanksgiving is coming up and you might need to be around family. If family times are a mix of pleasure ... Read more...

Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/16/08 - 11/22/08

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, November 16th to Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Have you ever thought about joy? Why does it seem like some people have joy all the time, and you have to fight ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Change is good, they always say. But you pride yourself on being steady, like the tide. Sudden movements don’t work ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
It’s time to clean up your laboratory. And we don’t mean ‘clean it’ like you’re so used to doing. Take a look around ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Are you aware of how much you worry? It’s time for you to really take a good look at that particular emotion, and ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Being such a fun-loving person, you have a tendency to draw lots of people to you. Unfortunately, the fun-loving ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Well, we don’t call you the Cuckoo Clock for nothing! This week you’ll find reasons to sing, cheer, dance, and enjoy. Things ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
If you have children, or you have any children in your life, put them in the garden of your mind, and figure out exactly ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
To the rest of us, it seems like to be armed with a double-edged weapon, you’d have it your way all the time. Sometimes ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
So your friends (and family) are used to your party attitude, and they’ve come to expect it at their every beck and call. If your ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
We all have a bit of fear of rejection. Everyone deals differently with this fear. No one likes to be turned down, or ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Starburst, you know better than anyone that seemingly unrelated events will somehow tie in to your life, and your ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
What a time you’ve been having! You’ve been go, go, going for a good while now, and working hard to get your ... Read more...

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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/09/08 - 11/15/08

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 26th to Saturday, November 1st, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
This week you might be getting the true feeling of why we refer to you as the Whirlybird! Does it seem like things have been ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
If you find yourself in a situation, this week, where you’re hitting a brick wall any which way you turn, realize that time ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
Sometimes we’re told to learn from our past mistakes. While this is valid advice, it’s not always the best idea to look ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Your well crafted masquerade costume will serve a dual purpose this week. You’ll find that a situation will arise, where ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
After such a fiery week last week, good or bad, you might be feeling a little let down. If it seems like you’re disconnecting ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
You might notice, this week, that different members of your family are popping into your mind, or your dreams… maybe ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
When you make friends, Scarecrow, you make them for life. Even after tough times, you can always find the ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
Stake a claim with your dagger, this week. Figure out what you’re absolutely committed to and begin a journey ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
In order to keep the party lights burning, you need to regenerate, and often. This week is the perfect time for ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Notice, this week, just how much trust you put into your ability to quiet a courtroom. You’re very skilled at using ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
With all your planning and forever dreaming of brighter stars and bigger galaxies, you’ve made significant progress, whether ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Things are speeding right along for you. Now that you’re floating with the breeze, instead of against it, you’re ... Read more...

Zany Zodiacs This Week Nov 2nd - Nov 8th

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 26th to Saturday, November 1st, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
You’re in your groove this week. Lots of tasks are popping up. Maybe it’s the season? Get your priorities into focus and ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
You might be feeling a little irritation or annoyance this week; a disturbance in the flow. It will come strongly from one ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You might be noticing lately that random thoughts or ideas are coming to you more easily, and maybe even more ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
There’s one area of your life, right now, that might be spinning a little bit out of control; maybe even a lot! Instead ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Wow! You’re on fire this week. The flames of desire are burning so brightly that you won’t even need your mirror ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
You might be taken aback this week, when you realize that you can’t figure out why you’re doing what you’re ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
This week may bring chances for a golden opportunity. Keep your eyes, ears, and heart open for something new. You’ve ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
Enough with the fight or flight! You’ve learned a lot during this struggle, but your challenge this week is to use ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Mmm, look very carefully this week. You might come across an unexpected treasure chest. Open it up, and there ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Have you noticed how certain parts of your life seem to be getting easier? If you’re still wearing your judgment robes, you ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
With your lightspeed wit, and star-power qualities, it doesn’t seem as though a person like you would be hoarding ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Just when things were going so well, you find yourself caught up in an uncomfortable situation that seems to put the brakes ... Read more...

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New Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for Week of Sunday, October 19th to Saturday, October 25th, 2008

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 19th to Saturday, October 25th, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
If you’re feeling a bit disorganized, think about which way you’re trying to head. Instead of whirling aimlessly... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Ocean Waves are steady. The tides come and go, reliably. That’s you. But every once in a while... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
Things are rolling right along. The changes you’ve made to your master plan are in motion and... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
When we’re faced with a new phenomenon, sometimes it can be a little frightening. You’ve been seeing, hearing, and... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Have you been getting praise from unexpected places? If yes, that’s great. You’ve earned it. Your confidence is working well... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Ahh…what a great flow you’ve had going for the past couple of weeks. Doesn’t it feel nice to be at least somewhat... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
This is a week for reflection. The frosty season is on it’s way, and you might be feeling like preparing for hibernation... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
You’re armed with the sharpest dagger in town right now. But no one knows it, because you’re boxing yourself in. Think carefully... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
The ‘cool’ season has officially arrived. Time to recycle the old, and blast in something fresh. Dig through your closets... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
You’ve recently rubbed elbows with some key people to help you with your grand plans. Bring them in closer and work... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Since your eyes are to the stars most of the time anyway, we’ll tell you to just keep it right up! You gain insight and... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Surely you’ve noticed the new connections that have been presenting themselves as of late. Have you noticed... Read more...

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ZZ Horoscopes 10/12 - 10/18

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Weekly Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 5th to Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Sometimes we get caught up in events that only scratch the surface of the reality within. This week you’ll need to look a little deeper than what you see and hear on the surface. Any time you sense ill feelings and your mind (or your mouth) wants to spin out of control, put your immediate reaction on pause, and look a little deeper inside the situation at hand. You’ll be able to reveal colder and harder facts that are creating or prolonging these unpleasant events. The truth is right there. Acknowledge it and you’ll be met with a pleasant reward for your efforts. What you are looking for, you will find.
Your focus this week: Learning to pause
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
You’ve done well. Even if it feels like you’re still up to your ears in work, bills, stress… stop for just a moment and reflect on what you’ve accomplished. Upon careful inspection, you’ll see where you’ve been in control of calming the seas and creating a balanced environment. Focus on recreating that control with other areas of your life. It’s easier than you think and with some practice, you’ll have complete control of your own ship, at all times, during every storm.
Your focus this week: Reflection
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You may not think so, but you’re doing a wonderful job cleaning house and ridding your immediate environment of the stench from that last project! Yes, it lingered for a while, but at this point, you can stand back and let go. There’s a bigger plan for you, and you’re making it happen. Small steps are always small successes; even if they don’t feel that way. An Organic Chemist knows that! Keep looking forward and taking advantage of every small step. Soon those ‘goofs’ of the past will reveal themselves as integral pieces of your grand invention!
Your focus this week: Release
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Nowadays there’s so much to do, and so many things going on, that we have a tendency to ignore the little pains and ouchies. If you’re having a weird or persistent issue, especially with your stomach, this is a sign. Your body is sending you a message! Find a moment, just a moment, for yourself this week. Quiet your mind and focus on the parts of your body that don’t feel free from pain or stress. Acknowledge spots of tenderness, weakness, and discomfort, and send love straight to the source. If it feels strange and silly, just don’t tell anyone what you’re doing! You’ll find that this practice will help your mind focus when you’re faced with issues that require a decision. Positive thinking creates personal power.
Your focus this week: Acknowledging discomfort
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
This week you could be faced with yet another fight or flight situation where your first choice is to turn on your heel and never look back. Sometimes it just seems easier to throw it away and start fresh, but this week your job is to switch it up and be in charge of your own thoughts. You can’t control how other people treat you, but you can control how you perceive it. It sounds difficult, and it does take some practice, but instead of looking through your mirror, let it reflect who you really are and stand firm. You know your strengths and your weaknesses. Focus on your strength and appreciate all that you are. When you give off that vibe, watch how other people react!
Your focus this week: Taking Charge
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
If you haven’t done so already, take a moment to look over some recent situations you’ve encountered. Your decision-making skills have affected the outcome and your pendulum solidly swings, right in balance. Rejoice at the growth! You might have felt a little cuckoo getting here, but you know good and well that you’re on the right track. You feel it, even if other people refuse to give in. Ignore the naysayers right now and continue to reach for new opportunities. You’re in creative mode. Let the ideas flow.
Your focus this week: Creation
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
A bit of work still needs to be done to loosen you up, and get you feeling like your old self. This time of year may be difficult for you, but understand that change is always necessary for growth. Growth is necessary for accomplishment. And boy, Scarecrow, you’ve got so much you want to accomplish. Dream big and let go. The people around you giving negative vibes are doing the best they can. Trust yourself to forgive them and be free of guilt and blame. Admit what you learned from the past and go forward for the win.
Your focus this week: Loosening Up
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Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
Are you feeling stuck again? For you this week, the fastest way to freedom is through movement. Whether you invite your best adversary to match weapons, or lead a mad sprint through the mall parking lot, your mind needs to get a jolt from your physical body. Once you meet with the rush of exercise, mental blockages will be freed, and you’ll have a fresh outlook for the future. Stay still and the universe will wake you up one way or the other. To avoid an unpleasant scenario, plan to take as many moments as possible to move and shake.
Your focus this week: Movement
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Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Does it seem like suddenly the party’s over? Well, it may be for now, but what a great time to take a break!! You may already know that you do best with periods of replenishment. That time is now. Hesitate to be impulsive. And those around you who count on that party spirit need to know this week is for resting. Chill out and learn some breathing exercises. This is necessary for accomplishment of bigger, better and longer lasting festivities. Did you know that just 15 minutes of a relaxing exercise can add 30 minutes or more to your day? The focus and clarity gained while relaxing your body and spirit will reward you greatly. Try it and see.
Your focus this week: Relaxation
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Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Well, you know that old saying, ‘when one door shuts, another one opens.’ You may feel like doors are shutting all around you. It’s not necessary for you to wait for another to open. You’ve got the power. You’ve got the gavel. You’re in control. Choose one to open and walk right in. Take a deep breath and see what lies before you. Pick up the good stuff, and walk straight past the rest. It’s all up to you, and you know what to do. Enjoy every moment, because you get to make the choices.
Your focus this week: Opportunity
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Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Oh Starburst…this week you are the North Star! You shine bright and you sit high in the sky. Everything could be crumbling around you, but you are left standing without feeling the slightest tremor. One of your fancies will play out this week, if only even just a bit. Your ideas are catching, and someone special is paying attention. You’ll be given a clue that will send you to the moon and back. A peek into the future of your wildest dreams. Pay close attention. You won’t want to miss any ounce of possibility.
Your focus this week: Reaching for the stars
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Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
If you ever needed an invisible cloak of protection it’s now, and the universe has got your back! It’s more than slightly difficult to look for something invisible, so listen for the subtle hints. You’re being guided, as your colors are transforming. Subtle breezes and whispers in your mind will lead the way, and help you to make some tough decisions. Just keep reminding yourself that the anticipation of change is harder than making the change itself. Get over that hurdle, and any high winds will subside.
Your focus this week: Comfort
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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes Week of Sunday, September 28th to Saturday, October 4th, 2008

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Weekly Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, September 28th to Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Your load has lightened a bit and you can thank your lucky stars for that. But you’re still getting the runaround from someone (or a few). Is it your boss, your friend, your significant other? Give them a whirl for a change. What if, in your mind, you pictured each person acting exactly how you wish they would behave? Try it and see what happens! You might be amazed….
Your focus this week: Visualizations
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
How high’s the water, mama? It’s getting deep and rising, isn’t it? Well, take notice of your daydreams and night visions. They are sending you a message. Choose a reoccurring thought or topic and seek out a translation. Google it, or ask your friends for feedback. Your inner mind is asking questions, and it’s up to you to answer it. Once you get clear, it will be smooth sailing past that pressing issue.
Your focus this week: Dreams
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You know too many chemists in the lab spoil the brew, right? Choose carefully who you allow to assist you this week. You need to take a bit of time to tidy up your surroundings, and you need to paint a clearer picture of the few who are really messing up your space. Conflict may not be your strong side, so instead of forcing something that’s uncomfortable, turn the tables and try to see the situation through their eyes. Focus on cleaning up the mess from their perspective and see how they react? You’ll find clarity for yourself as well, in this exercise.
Your focus this week: Cleanup
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Perhaps removing the mask proved to be more difficult than we thought? You might have managed to change into a less decorative costume, but pulling out all the stops is an absolute necessity for your biggest issue at hand. It’s not going away until you step up and get dirty. What’s the worst that could happen? Really take some time to answer that question. You might be surprised the answers are scarce. Never fear! You shimmer and shine, even without the bells and whistles. Look outward from this point in time and realize that you have what it takes. Just like snakes, your problems will be more scared of you than you are of them!
Your focus this week: No Fear
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
You’ll be meeting some new people this week. If you’re not careful, you might run them out of your fun-house! Be cautious to discard your own mirror and swap it for clarity of vision when it comes to your new acquaintances. These people might hold answers for some of the tough questions you’ve been facing, and you’ll want to be all ears for that. Shush up and hold on through the dull parts. The excitement will come once you’ve had time to process any suggestions.
Your focus this week: Clarity of Vision
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
As the pendulum swings to and fro, so do your thoughts. Back and forth meanderings bring nothing but confusion. Pick one side and ring the gong! Go all in with your decision. You’ll never make the wrong one, but the key to that sentence is ‘one.’ A choice has to be made, and rather quickly. Either way you go, it will be a journey for which you’ll be thankful and from which you’ll learn new lessons. You’ll never escape the lessons, but choose ‘easy’ and so it will be!
Your focus this week: Choice
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
There’s a dark cloud rolling in and casting a shadow in your garden. Jump down off your pole and take a walk with that shadow. You’ll find a less defined and less structured sense of self here. Discover what its like to be you, with fewer rules and regulations. Forget about control others and trying to take this week and give yourself some freedom. See what you can learn from your shadow by being less rigid and more fluid and then implement those qualities into your everyday life.
Your focus this week: Fluidity
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Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
You’ve got a heavy urge to draw that sword this week. Be ready for what’s coming, but before you make a lunge for it, picture all the scenes as they might play out. Remember to flip and check both sides! Each one has an opposing partner. Paint a picture of your favorite, either in your mind or on paper and watch as it seems like you’re in charge of guiding the situation just as you had planned. Fight it, flaunt it, do as you will, but pay attention to the similarities between what’s real and what you imagined. If it works, keep practicing! You’ll be winning your wars in no time.
Your focus this week: Imagination
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Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Party people have no doubts that everyone is connected in some way. That’s why you love the party so much. Its part of what keeps you ticking, and your soulful connections with others will be extra-noticeable this week, so live it up! We’re giving you some homework though and, that is to gather up three pieces of information from your most outrageous contacts. 1) Gratitude: pinpoint one event for which you are most grateful. 2) Mystery: notice a scenario that seems to contain a bit of the unexplainable. 3) Enlightenment: notice a situation where your viewpoint changes based on new information. Enjoy!
Your focus this week: Homework
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Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Admit it, you did take at least a few moments to breathe last week and, that set you straight and readied you for the next trial. Keep your cool on the bench, though. Your job, with gavel in hand, is to remain objective. When opposing thoughts begin to conflict, your emotions want to take over. Learn to bring order back to your own courtroom and channel that energy into something constructive for yourself and your loved ones. Leave the finger-pointing to your well-trained jurors.
Your focus this week: Objectivity
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Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Starlight, starbright…make a wish on one star each night! You’ll be surprised at how your wishes just might come true this week. Don’t worry about being outlandish either. Wish for whatever comes to mind. You may not get exactly what you hoped for, but pay close attention to signs and suggestions that your path is aligning for bigger things to come. What you focus on will show itself. Keep your thoughts positive and embrace the opportunities that knock.
Your focus this week: Opportunities
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Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Autumn Leaves know when to change color, when to drift slowly on the breeze, and when to cling to the tree, even through the bitter cold of winter. Take notice of your internal balance beam. Which direction feels more comfortable for you? Visualize the teeter-totter of decision and notice the changes your body experiences as your balance pivots one way, then the other. This should give you a very good indication of the next move to make. Follow this inner momentum. Don’t follow your heart, or your head. Let your gut feelings prevail.
Your focus this week: Shifting Balance
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