Week 11 Zany Zodiacs are available!

This coming week's Zany Zodiacs are available now, both on the SL Exchange and in world at Bloomdrop's Variety Shop. You can click the link on the right to teleport directly to there to make your purchase. Last week's Zany Zodiac horoscopes have been reduced in price on the SLX to L$0! But there's no need to go there just for that cause I'm about to tell you what last week's readings were! Here goes...

Week 10 (THESE ARE LAST WEEK'S READINGS)
Zany Zodiac for the week of Monday, March 3rd – Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
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Time to relax. Don't let expectations of yourself or others whirl out of control. The timing's not right for too much concern. Take a step back at home and at work; with friends and with co-workers. Let others do the bustling about and worrying for a change. You need a bit of down-time anyway. You may find difficulties in doing so, but your best bet is to smile and be kind; even if the situation warrants otherwise.

Your focus this week: Relaxation

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Aries/Whirlybird - With your 'whirled-class' energy, you are restless and often take on more than you can handle, but people love your dynamic spirit and are attracted to your animated personality.
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
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Things are tight this week, so go ahead and mix it up a little! Keep your eye on the ball, like you're so good at doing, but don't be afraid to bounce it a little higher than usual. You never know what will happen, so enjoy your journey, go with the ‘flow’ and keep an open mind. You might find yourself reaching new levels with friends and family, and that will open up new possibilities for the future.

Your focus this week: Letting Loose
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Taurus/Ocean Waves - Like the ocean, you are steady, sturdy and patient. You are reliable and stick to your habits. Look out, though, if someone rocks the boat. Your power and fury are a force to be reckoned with.
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
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Things seem just a bit off for you this week. Don't worry; it won't last long because you’re a master a finding just the right mix to even things out. Use these circumstances, as an opportunity to process the situation at hand, learn a lesson, and maybe reach a new spiritual height. People are paying attention, so feel free to share what you have learned. Get it off your chest and get ready for some light-hearted fun on the weekend.

Your focus this week: Growth

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Organic Chemist/Gemini - You are stimulating and imaginative; always the creator. Whether it's a clever twist on an old invention or adapting to a new situation, your chemistry is both amazing and awesome.
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
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You're mind and body are in tune this week so take advantage by exercising all of the above! Focus on the positive energy radiating from your cosmic balance and take some time to stretch or meditate. Then put together the perfect costume for a party or get-together and go have fun. Friends and family will notice a difference in you, so pay attention and incorporate your new behavior patterns as often as possible.

Your focus this week: Balance
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Cancer/Masquerade - Your powerful emotional commitment helps motivate you and others to get things done. You are sensitive to your environment and seek balance in using your mask to everyone's best advantage.
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
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You might trying putting the mirror in your back pocket this week. You’re fantastic and everyone knows it, and your friends rely on your brilliance and confidence, but this is not the week to toot your own horn. Someone else has something important to share, so your best bet is to keep a smile on your face and keep your ears open for their shining moment. This will pave the way for a deeper relationship.

Your focus this week: Listening
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Leo/Two-Way Mirror - You take pride in your broad-minded outlook, and others admire that and your loyalty. You speak firmly and keep an optimistic and watchful eye. Necessary but, mundane details easily discourage you.
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
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Your clock has been ticking for a while now and you may have attempted to make a life change with a perceived failure in the recent past. Know that this ‘failure’ was setting you up and handing you lessons for your next attempt. The time for that next attempt is now. Let someone knowledgeable give you suggestions and run with it. Stay confident and remain focused and things will go your way.

Your focus this week: Do-overs
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Virgo/Cuckoo Clock - You are on task, by the hour! Action-oriented, your heart flutters at organization. You can be critical, at times, and focusing too much on others makes you vulnerable.
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
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The crows are gone. Your job is done! Well…sort of. It’s time for you to move on from that dull, mundane (and sometimes lonely) garden to make new choices, lifestyle changes and plans. You’re great and able to accomplish goals you set your mind to. The stars are aligned perfectly this week to take the first step in doing so. And unbelievably, most people in your life will cheer you on. This will give you the heads up on who to invite to your new garden and who should never know the address!

Your focus this week: Changes
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Libra/Scarecrow - Your charm attracts all the beautiful birds and all the cackling crows, but you stand tall and keep up the good work. You can be gullible, so watch where you let those birds land!
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Double Dagger
Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
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Oh, that two-sided dagger…if only you knew which side to wield! This week won’t show you any help, as you’ll likely experience a bunch of ups and downs.
This has been pretty regular as of late, though, so it shouldn’t be anything new. Part of the solution lies with you and your unique ability for determination. Any choice will work out properly if you own it and follow it through. Weigh your options this week, but get ready to go ‘all in’ with your final decision.

Your focus this week: Decisions
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Scorpio/Double Dagger - Your emotional strength is the envy of everyone in town, but there's a flip side! If you feel rejected, jealousy, possessiveness and an unforgiving attitude can surface quickly.
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Party Hat
Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
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The party may be crashed this week, so keep your eyes peeled and hire some extra bouncers! If you focus on how you want things to go, you may be able to avoid a potential disaster, but don’t sweat it too much. Disasters often are a disguise for an opportunity far greater. Get out of the way and watch from a distance, but use your built-in remote control to avoid some of the bumps and pitfalls.

Your focus this week: Prevention
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Sagittarius/Party Hat - Your party lights are always burning and they shimmer and shine no matter where you are. You have a need for independence, so you always keep an escape route for 'party plan B'!
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Brass Gavel
Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
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The cosmos is providing you with an open path for your newest endeavors this week. You’ve felt it coming and now is the time to take action. Your friends and neighbors have been waiting, too, so lay out your plan, ‘hammer’ down and give everyone something to talk about. Dot all your i’s and cross all your t’s for best results…but you’ve already done that anyway, haven’t you?

Your focus this week: Action
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Capricorn/Brass Gavel - With a basic need for structure and guidelines, you hammer down and get the job done. You crave closeness with others, but you can sometimes be an overbearing perfectionist.
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Starburst
Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
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This week should be all about you. You can finally put your finger on what exactly provides you with the most joy and fulfillment. Once you figure it out, you’ll have more work ahead to perfect the scenario, but those kinds of challenges are where you shine, so have fun with them. You know life is all about the journey, and you may realize that things need to change in a BIG way. Take up a new hobby; something that you don’t do regularly. Finding this may assist you in your goals.

Your focus this week: Yourself
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Aquarius/Starburst - Stars are not the only thing people see when they look at you! You are inventive, intellectual and interesting! Sometimes, however, your stargazing gets out of control. You can be detached and overly idealistic.
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Autumn Leaf
Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
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Generally, you float whichever way the wind blows and this works out quite well. However, this week proves tricky as things might be larger than they appear. You’ll need to concentrate on the outcome of a couple of strange events to figure out just how they apply to your life. Don’t get upset, though. Hold your tongue and keep your cool. This is all happening for a reason and once you discover that reason, you’ll have reached a new life level. Rejoice and celebrate!

Your focus this week: Concentration
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Pisces/Autumn Leaf - Your creative side is as expressive as autumn leaves. You are a social butterfly and compassionate with others. On the flip side, you are sometimes unrealistic or impractical which can lead to the blues.
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