Zany Zodiacs Free Weekly Horoscopes 1/25/09 - 1/31/09

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Aries - celebration
Taurus - courage
Gemini - self confidence
Cancer - breathing
Leo - stay or go
Virgo - your paycheck
Libra - let it be
Scorpio - protection
Sagittarius - negative obstacles
Capricorn - your visions
Aquarius - social gatherings
Pisces - logic

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Zany Zodiacs Free Weekly Horoscopes 1/4/09 - 1/10/09

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Aries - curbing negative thoughts
Taurus - letting go
Gemini - challenges
Cancer - connection
Leo - your needs
Virgo - receiving
Libra - devotion
Scorpio - resistance
Sagittarius - beyond skin deep
Capricorn - priorities
Aquarius - chance
Pisces - listening to your heart

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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/23/08 - 11/29/08

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, November 16th to Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Are you a risk taker? How do you adapt to change? Right now, you’re at a point in your life where you’re feeling ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Sometimes, as we get older, we get into a rut. That rut can be more uncomfortable for some than others, and some ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
It’s nearly inevitable to prevent an occasional explosion in the lab, especially when you are a creator. It’s the minor ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
When you’re wearing your intricate mask, it’s easier for people to say what’s really on their minds. In order to move ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
This week is about your leadership skills. You’ve always known you possess qualities to bring about change. Take that ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Did someone wind your clock too tightly? Take a quick inventory of what’s been going on, and see if you can ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
With the holidays coming right up, take a moment to think about the goodness that these times can ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
Whether you’ve been working on a project outright, or simply conjuring up images of success inside your ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
And so begins the season to be grateful. The stars are aligned for your health right now, so add that to the mix ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Are you surrounded by fools? You may be in the company of some people you can’t stand, but know that when ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Sometimes when you look up past the galaxy, and foresee things the way you’d like them to be, you don’t always ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
So Thanksgiving is coming up and you might need to be around family. If family times are a mix of pleasure ... Read more...

Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/16/08 - 11/22/08

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, November 16th to Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Have you ever thought about joy? Why does it seem like some people have joy all the time, and you have to fight ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Change is good, they always say. But you pride yourself on being steady, like the tide. Sudden movements don’t work ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
It’s time to clean up your laboratory. And we don’t mean ‘clean it’ like you’re so used to doing. Take a look around ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Are you aware of how much you worry? It’s time for you to really take a good look at that particular emotion, and ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Being such a fun-loving person, you have a tendency to draw lots of people to you. Unfortunately, the fun-loving ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Well, we don’t call you the Cuckoo Clock for nothing! This week you’ll find reasons to sing, cheer, dance, and enjoy. Things ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
If you have children, or you have any children in your life, put them in the garden of your mind, and figure out exactly ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
To the rest of us, it seems like to be armed with a double-edged weapon, you’d have it your way all the time. Sometimes ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
So your friends (and family) are used to your party attitude, and they’ve come to expect it at their every beck and call. If your ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
We all have a bit of fear of rejection. Everyone deals differently with this fear. No one likes to be turned down, or ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Starburst, you know better than anyone that seemingly unrelated events will somehow tie in to your life, and your ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
What a time you’ve been having! You’ve been go, go, going for a good while now, and working hard to get your ... Read more...

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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/09/08 - 11/15/08

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 26th to Saturday, November 1st, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
This week you might be getting the true feeling of why we refer to you as the Whirlybird! Does it seem like things have been ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
If you find yourself in a situation, this week, where you’re hitting a brick wall any which way you turn, realize that time ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
Sometimes we’re told to learn from our past mistakes. While this is valid advice, it’s not always the best idea to look ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Your well crafted masquerade costume will serve a dual purpose this week. You’ll find that a situation will arise, where ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
After such a fiery week last week, good or bad, you might be feeling a little let down. If it seems like you’re disconnecting ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
You might notice, this week, that different members of your family are popping into your mind, or your dreams… maybe ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
When you make friends, Scarecrow, you make them for life. Even after tough times, you can always find the ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
Stake a claim with your dagger, this week. Figure out what you’re absolutely committed to and begin a journey ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
In order to keep the party lights burning, you need to regenerate, and often. This week is the perfect time for ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Notice, this week, just how much trust you put into your ability to quiet a courtroom. You’re very skilled at using ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
With all your planning and forever dreaming of brighter stars and bigger galaxies, you’ve made significant progress, whether ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Things are speeding right along for you. Now that you’re floating with the breeze, instead of against it, you’re ... Read more...

Zany Zodiacs This Week Nov 2nd - Nov 8th

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 26th to Saturday, November 1st, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
You’re in your groove this week. Lots of tasks are popping up. Maybe it’s the season? Get your priorities into focus and ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
You might be feeling a little irritation or annoyance this week; a disturbance in the flow. It will come strongly from one ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You might be noticing lately that random thoughts or ideas are coming to you more easily, and maybe even more ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
There’s one area of your life, right now, that might be spinning a little bit out of control; maybe even a lot! Instead ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Wow! You’re on fire this week. The flames of desire are burning so brightly that you won’t even need your mirror ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
You might be taken aback this week, when you realize that you can’t figure out why you’re doing what you’re ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
This week may bring chances for a golden opportunity. Keep your eyes, ears, and heart open for something new. You’ve ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
Enough with the fight or flight! You’ve learned a lot during this struggle, but your challenge this week is to use ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Mmm, look very carefully this week. You might come across an unexpected treasure chest. Open it up, and there ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Have you noticed how certain parts of your life seem to be getting easier? If you’re still wearing your judgment robes, you ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
With your lightspeed wit, and star-power qualities, it doesn’t seem as though a person like you would be hoarding ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Just when things were going so well, you find yourself caught up in an uncomfortable situation that seems to put the brakes ... Read more...

Zany Zodiacs This Week Oct 26th - Nov 1st

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 26th to Saturday, November 1st, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
This week is about trying something new. There’s something that’s always nagged at the back of your mind. You’ve come up with ... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Roll with the flow this week as some new events, and people come around. You might not be used to the types of ... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
If you believe in fate and destiny, then you can count on the two of them this week to help get some things back ... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
After motoring through everything you’ve faced for the last few weeks, things are really starting to look up. You’ve done ... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
If you notice any crows this week, pay attention! The more annoying they are with that caw caw sound, the more ... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Ever heard of numerology? Even if the answer is no, it’s ok, because you’ll still notice the number 3 popping out ... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
Scarecrow, you’ve got a few areas in which you are an expert, and many of them are much more important ... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
You’ve spent the last few months, maybe years, carving out all of the layers that make you who you are. You’re as ... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Can you think of all the people, places and things that have given you joy and pleasure recently? It’s time to stir up ... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Things are flowing nicely for you. You’ve done well keeping control when necessary, and allowing freedom ... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
You may have recently met with an unexpected snag in your grand plan. Have no fear, Starburst, your magic works ... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Recently, you’re finding your own way quite nicely. The seasonal changes have treated you very well this year, and ... Read more...

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New Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for Week of Sunday, October 19th to Saturday, October 25th, 2008

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Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, October 19th to Saturday, October 25th, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
If you’re feeling a bit disorganized, think about which way you’re trying to head. Instead of whirling aimlessly... Read more...



Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
Ocean Waves are steady. The tides come and go, reliably. That’s you. But every once in a while... Read more...



Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
Things are rolling right along. The changes you’ve made to your master plan are in motion and... Read more...



Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
When we’re faced with a new phenomenon, sometimes it can be a little frightening. You’ve been seeing, hearing, and... Read more...



Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Have you been getting praise from unexpected places? If yes, that’s great. You’ve earned it. Your confidence is working well... Read more...



Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Ahh…what a great flow you’ve had going for the past couple of weeks. Doesn’t it feel nice to be at least somewhat... Read more...




Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
This is a week for reflection. The frosty season is on it’s way, and you might be feeling like preparing for hibernation... Read more...





Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
You’re armed with the sharpest dagger in town right now. But no one knows it, because you’re boxing yourself in. Think carefully... Read more...



Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
The ‘cool’ season has officially arrived. Time to recycle the old, and blast in something fresh. Dig through your closets... Read more...




Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
You’ve recently rubbed elbows with some key people to help you with your grand plans. Bring them in closer and work... Read more...




Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Since your eyes are to the stars most of the time anyway, we’ll tell you to just keep it right up! You gain insight and... Read more...




Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Surely you’ve noticed the new connections that have been presenting themselves as of late. Have you noticed... Read more...

ZZ Horoscopes 10/12 - 10/18

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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes Week of Sunday, September 28th to Saturday, October 4th, 2008

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Weekly Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, September 28th to Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Your load has lightened a bit and you can thank your lucky stars for that. But you’re still getting the runaround from someone (or a few). Is it your boss, your friend, your significant other? Give them a whirl for a change. What if, in your mind, you pictured each person acting exactly how you wish they would behave? Try it and see what happens! You might be amazed….
Your focus this week: Visualizations
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
How high’s the water, mama? It’s getting deep and rising, isn’t it? Well, take notice of your daydreams and night visions. They are sending you a message. Choose a reoccurring thought or topic and seek out a translation. Google it, or ask your friends for feedback. Your inner mind is asking questions, and it’s up to you to answer it. Once you get clear, it will be smooth sailing past that pressing issue.
Your focus this week: Dreams
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You know too many chemists in the lab spoil the brew, right? Choose carefully who you allow to assist you this week. You need to take a bit of time to tidy up your surroundings, and you need to paint a clearer picture of the few who are really messing up your space. Conflict may not be your strong side, so instead of forcing something that’s uncomfortable, turn the tables and try to see the situation through their eyes. Focus on cleaning up the mess from their perspective and see how they react? You’ll find clarity for yourself as well, in this exercise.
Your focus this week: Cleanup
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Perhaps removing the mask proved to be more difficult than we thought? You might have managed to change into a less decorative costume, but pulling out all the stops is an absolute necessity for your biggest issue at hand. It’s not going away until you step up and get dirty. What’s the worst that could happen? Really take some time to answer that question. You might be surprised the answers are scarce. Never fear! You shimmer and shine, even without the bells and whistles. Look outward from this point in time and realize that you have what it takes. Just like snakes, your problems will be more scared of you than you are of them!
Your focus this week: No Fear
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
You’ll be meeting some new people this week. If you’re not careful, you might run them out of your fun-house! Be cautious to discard your own mirror and swap it for clarity of vision when it comes to your new acquaintances. These people might hold answers for some of the tough questions you’ve been facing, and you’ll want to be all ears for that. Shush up and hold on through the dull parts. The excitement will come once you’ve had time to process any suggestions.
Your focus this week: Clarity of Vision
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
As the pendulum swings to and fro, so do your thoughts. Back and forth meanderings bring nothing but confusion. Pick one side and ring the gong! Go all in with your decision. You’ll never make the wrong one, but the key to that sentence is ‘one.’ A choice has to be made, and rather quickly. Either way you go, it will be a journey for which you’ll be thankful and from which you’ll learn new lessons. You’ll never escape the lessons, but choose ‘easy’ and so it will be!
Your focus this week: Choice
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
There’s a dark cloud rolling in and casting a shadow in your garden. Jump down off your pole and take a walk with that shadow. You’ll find a less defined and less structured sense of self here. Discover what its like to be you, with fewer rules and regulations. Forget about control others and trying to take this week and give yourself some freedom. See what you can learn from your shadow by being less rigid and more fluid and then implement those qualities into your everyday life.
Your focus this week: Fluidity
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Double Dagger, Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
You’ve got a heavy urge to draw that sword this week. Be ready for what’s coming, but before you make a lunge for it, picture all the scenes as they might play out. Remember to flip and check both sides! Each one has an opposing partner. Paint a picture of your favorite, either in your mind or on paper and watch as it seems like you’re in charge of guiding the situation just as you had planned. Fight it, flaunt it, do as you will, but pay attention to the similarities between what’s real and what you imagined. If it works, keep practicing! You’ll be winning your wars in no time.
Your focus this week: Imagination
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Party Hat, Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
Party people have no doubts that everyone is connected in some way. That’s why you love the party so much. Its part of what keeps you ticking, and your soulful connections with others will be extra-noticeable this week, so live it up! We’re giving you some homework though and, that is to gather up three pieces of information from your most outrageous contacts. 1) Gratitude: pinpoint one event for which you are most grateful. 2) Mystery: notice a scenario that seems to contain a bit of the unexplainable. 3) Enlightenment: notice a situation where your viewpoint changes based on new information. Enjoy!
Your focus this week: Homework
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Brass Gavel, Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
Admit it, you did take at least a few moments to breathe last week and, that set you straight and readied you for the next trial. Keep your cool on the bench, though. Your job, with gavel in hand, is to remain objective. When opposing thoughts begin to conflict, your emotions want to take over. Learn to bring order back to your own courtroom and channel that energy into something constructive for yourself and your loved ones. Leave the finger-pointing to your well-trained jurors.
Your focus this week: Objectivity
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Starburst, Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Starlight, starbright…make a wish on one star each night! You’ll be surprised at how your wishes just might come true this week. Don’t worry about being outlandish either. Wish for whatever comes to mind. You may not get exactly what you hoped for, but pay close attention to signs and suggestions that your path is aligning for bigger things to come. What you focus on will show itself. Keep your thoughts positive and embrace the opportunities that knock.
Your focus this week: Opportunities
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Autumn Leaf, Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Autumn Leaves know when to change color, when to drift slowly on the breeze, and when to cling to the tree, even through the bitter cold of winter. Take notice of your internal balance beam. Which direction feels more comfortable for you? Visualize the teeter-totter of decision and notice the changes your body experiences as your balance pivots one way, then the other. This should give you a very good indication of the next move to make. Follow this inner momentum. Don’t follow your heart, or your head. Let your gut feelings prevail.
Your focus this week: Shifting Balance
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This week 9/28/2008 horoscopes....

This week's horoscopes for the week of 9/28/2008 are now posted at the Zany Zodiacs Official Website I will post here tomorrow, so if you can't wait, click here or hit the Zany Zodiacs button to the right to go directly to the site and check out the latest zany horoscopes. Don't forget to get your Zany Zodiacs MySpace graphics and join our MySpace group at groups.myspace.com/zanyzodiacs

Good Morning My Friends!

So, Happy Friday to you! It's the end of a week that's been really good to me. How about you? I've managed to wiggle my way out of a couple of potentially sticky situations, with a little focus and by implementing some of my newfound tools from Bloomdrop's Toolkit! What is Bloomdrop's Toolkit? (you might be wondering) Well, it's a visualized toolbox that contains all the handy tips, exercises, mind methods and affirmations that I've learned to get on the positive side of life. It's working and life is good... If you are interested in learning more about Bloomdrop's Toolkit, leave me a message. The more messages I get, the more inclined I'll be to add a section to the Zany Zodiacs Website called Bloomdrop's Toolkit!! Drop me a note.

In the meantime, we are almost complete with Shar's page and forum. You'll be able to login to the forum and we'll start chattering about whatever's on your mind. Shar will be available to answer your deepest and most concerning questions via live chat and email very soon. Until then...I thought I'd drop in and give you a taste of the upcoming Zany Zodiacs for next week....

Your Focus for Next Week:
Whirlybird (Aries): Visualizations
Ocean Waves (Taurus): Dreams
Organic Chemist (Gemini): Cleanup
Masquerade (Cancer): No Fear
Two-Way Mirror (Leo): Clarity of Vision
Cuckoo Clock (Virgo): Choice
Scarecrow (Libra): Fluidity
Double Dagger (Scorpio): Imagination
Party Hat (Sagittarius): Homework
Brass Gavel (Capricorn): Objectivity
Starburst (Aquarius): Opportunities
Autumn Leaf (Pisces): Shifting Balance

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Week 10 (THESE ARE LAST WEEK'S READINGS)
Zany Zodiac for the week of Monday, March 3rd – Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
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Time to relax. Don't let expectations of yourself or others whirl out of control. The timing's not right for too much concern. Take a step back at home and at work; with friends and with co-workers. Let others do the bustling about and worrying for a change. You need a bit of down-time anyway. You may find difficulties in doing so, but your best bet is to smile and be kind; even if the situation warrants otherwise.

Your focus this week: Relaxation

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Aries/Whirlybird - With your 'whirled-class' energy, you are restless and often take on more than you can handle, but people love your dynamic spirit and are attracted to your animated personality.
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
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Things are tight this week, so go ahead and mix it up a little! Keep your eye on the ball, like you're so good at doing, but don't be afraid to bounce it a little higher than usual. You never know what will happen, so enjoy your journey, go with the ‘flow’ and keep an open mind. You might find yourself reaching new levels with friends and family, and that will open up new possibilities for the future.

Your focus this week: Letting Loose
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Taurus/Ocean Waves - Like the ocean, you are steady, sturdy and patient. You are reliable and stick to your habits. Look out, though, if someone rocks the boat. Your power and fury are a force to be reckoned with.
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
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Things seem just a bit off for you this week. Don't worry; it won't last long because you’re a master a finding just the right mix to even things out. Use these circumstances, as an opportunity to process the situation at hand, learn a lesson, and maybe reach a new spiritual height. People are paying attention, so feel free to share what you have learned. Get it off your chest and get ready for some light-hearted fun on the weekend.

Your focus this week: Growth

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Organic Chemist/Gemini - You are stimulating and imaginative; always the creator. Whether it's a clever twist on an old invention or adapting to a new situation, your chemistry is both amazing and awesome.
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
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You're mind and body are in tune this week so take advantage by exercising all of the above! Focus on the positive energy radiating from your cosmic balance and take some time to stretch or meditate. Then put together the perfect costume for a party or get-together and go have fun. Friends and family will notice a difference in you, so pay attention and incorporate your new behavior patterns as often as possible.

Your focus this week: Balance
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Cancer/Masquerade - Your powerful emotional commitment helps motivate you and others to get things done. You are sensitive to your environment and seek balance in using your mask to everyone's best advantage.
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
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You might trying putting the mirror in your back pocket this week. You’re fantastic and everyone knows it, and your friends rely on your brilliance and confidence, but this is not the week to toot your own horn. Someone else has something important to share, so your best bet is to keep a smile on your face and keep your ears open for their shining moment. This will pave the way for a deeper relationship.

Your focus this week: Listening
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Leo/Two-Way Mirror - You take pride in your broad-minded outlook, and others admire that and your loyalty. You speak firmly and keep an optimistic and watchful eye. Necessary but, mundane details easily discourage you.
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
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Your clock has been ticking for a while now and you may have attempted to make a life change with a perceived failure in the recent past. Know that this ‘failure’ was setting you up and handing you lessons for your next attempt. The time for that next attempt is now. Let someone knowledgeable give you suggestions and run with it. Stay confident and remain focused and things will go your way.

Your focus this week: Do-overs
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Virgo/Cuckoo Clock - You are on task, by the hour! Action-oriented, your heart flutters at organization. You can be critical, at times, and focusing too much on others makes you vulnerable.
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
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The crows are gone. Your job is done! Well…sort of. It’s time for you to move on from that dull, mundane (and sometimes lonely) garden to make new choices, lifestyle changes and plans. You’re great and able to accomplish goals you set your mind to. The stars are aligned perfectly this week to take the first step in doing so. And unbelievably, most people in your life will cheer you on. This will give you the heads up on who to invite to your new garden and who should never know the address!

Your focus this week: Changes
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Libra/Scarecrow - Your charm attracts all the beautiful birds and all the cackling crows, but you stand tall and keep up the good work. You can be gullible, so watch where you let those birds land!
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Double Dagger
Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
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Oh, that two-sided dagger…if only you knew which side to wield! This week won’t show you any help, as you’ll likely experience a bunch of ups and downs.
This has been pretty regular as of late, though, so it shouldn’t be anything new. Part of the solution lies with you and your unique ability for determination. Any choice will work out properly if you own it and follow it through. Weigh your options this week, but get ready to go ‘all in’ with your final decision.

Your focus this week: Decisions
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Scorpio/Double Dagger - Your emotional strength is the envy of everyone in town, but there's a flip side! If you feel rejected, jealousy, possessiveness and an unforgiving attitude can surface quickly.
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Party Hat
Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
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The party may be crashed this week, so keep your eyes peeled and hire some extra bouncers! If you focus on how you want things to go, you may be able to avoid a potential disaster, but don’t sweat it too much. Disasters often are a disguise for an opportunity far greater. Get out of the way and watch from a distance, but use your built-in remote control to avoid some of the bumps and pitfalls.

Your focus this week: Prevention
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Sagittarius/Party Hat - Your party lights are always burning and they shimmer and shine no matter where you are. You have a need for independence, so you always keep an escape route for 'party plan B'!
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Brass Gavel
Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
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The cosmos is providing you with an open path for your newest endeavors this week. You’ve felt it coming and now is the time to take action. Your friends and neighbors have been waiting, too, so lay out your plan, ‘hammer’ down and give everyone something to talk about. Dot all your i’s and cross all your t’s for best results…but you’ve already done that anyway, haven’t you?

Your focus this week: Action
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Capricorn/Brass Gavel - With a basic need for structure and guidelines, you hammer down and get the job done. You crave closeness with others, but you can sometimes be an overbearing perfectionist.
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Starburst
Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
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This week should be all about you. You can finally put your finger on what exactly provides you with the most joy and fulfillment. Once you figure it out, you’ll have more work ahead to perfect the scenario, but those kinds of challenges are where you shine, so have fun with them. You know life is all about the journey, and you may realize that things need to change in a BIG way. Take up a new hobby; something that you don’t do regularly. Finding this may assist you in your goals.

Your focus this week: Yourself
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Aquarius/Starburst - Stars are not the only thing people see when they look at you! You are inventive, intellectual and interesting! Sometimes, however, your stargazing gets out of control. You can be detached and overly idealistic.
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Autumn Leaf
Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
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Generally, you float whichever way the wind blows and this works out quite well. However, this week proves tricky as things might be larger than they appear. You’ll need to concentrate on the outcome of a couple of strange events to figure out just how they apply to your life. Don’t get upset, though. Hold your tongue and keep your cool. This is all happening for a reason and once you discover that reason, you’ll have reached a new life level. Rejoice and celebrate!

Your focus this week: Concentration
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Pisces/Autumn Leaf - Your creative side is as expressive as autumn leaves. You are a social butterfly and compassionate with others. On the flip side, you are sometimes unrealistic or impractical which can lead to the blues.
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